How can I be expected to be a responsible adult at 18 when Kili isn’t a responsible adult at 77?
can we just appreciate this for a long while
Honestly, I’m a bit worried about Smaug in the next film
- Not because Benedict Cumberbatch isn’t a great actor or doesn’t have a voice deep enough or anything like that.
- Is that, when I imagine Smaug speaking, it’s with a monstrous voice. Benedict’s voice is not monstrous, is seductive.
- I DON’T WANT TO BE SEDUCED BY A FUCKING DRAGON PETER JACKSON YOU ASS
- FIRST THE HOT DWARVES AND NOW THIS CRAP
You didn’t hear him in Neverwhere then :) He’s going to be the most seductive monstrous dragon in history!
Les Mis: *puts crazy hairstyle for helena*
Les Mis: wins best makeup awards
The Hobbit: *actors spend 8 hours every morning putting makeup*
The Hobbit: *Months of making every character distinct and recognizable as a silhouette and inventing special beards and special braids*
The Hobbit: *Four different races and orcs*
The Hobbit: *Hobbit feet and dwarf fat*
The Hobbit: *fake noses and skin and eyebrows and facial hair*
The Hobbit: doesn't win.
so apparently the Hobbit didn’t win an oscar
for what? Hair and Make-up I think. Hair and Make-up.
and the Hobbit didn’t win.
can we talk about how even the ponies had hair and make up done okay
ponies
fluffy ponies that aren’t fluffy in the Summer aka when they were shooting
like literally everyone had something
Black Widow has never been so clearly rattled by anything as the prospect of going up against the Hulk. As an espionage agent, her modus operandi is to manipulate her targets into underestimating her and then revealing their plans to her in their own overconfidence—a move that works well against Russian gangsters, Asgardian Norse gods, and genius billionaire playboy philanthropists alike. In actual combat, Natasha is a master of human-level martial arts and firearms. And the Hulk terrifies her because none of her tactics work on him. The Hulk can’t be manipulated or reasoned with, and worse, his actions are completely unpredictable. Guns don’t work on him, nor hand-to-hand combat without superhuman power. No wonder she’s freaked out by him even as a seasoned agent: her only option is to run like hell. Her eventual acceptance of Hulk/Banner as a teammate is arguably the bravest thing she does in the movie.
basically the day the third Hobbit movie is released on extended blu-ray and I can marathon 20+ hours of all six movies I will finally achieve self-actualization.
